Missing: The Christmas Rat

December 14, 2006 | Filed Under atlanta, christmas 

Attention Everyone! – Have you seen this Christmas Rat?

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Last Seen in the vicinity of the Osborne Christmas tree where he was protecting all the Christmas presents from mauraders, pirates, non-Christmas rats, and sundry other ragamuffins. His disappearance occurred shortly after a domestic argument regarding his responsibilities and overall cuteness.

If you have any information about the whereabouts of the Christmas Rat, please fill in the “Emergency Christmas Rat Feedback Section” (aka, “Leave A Reply”)

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10 Responses to “Missing: The Christmas Rat”

  1. Jeannie Osborne on December 15th, 2006 10:56 am

    The Rat was returned to his so called rightful place after a ransom exchange was made (stocking for the Rat’s whereabouts).

    In all honesty the Rat photographs well. He is not nearly so cute in person.

  2. Jerry on December 17th, 2006 10:00 am

    YES VIRGINIA

    It was not exactly a Lindbergh thing, but The Christmas Rat has been a part of my nuclear family for about 30 years – much longer than the kids, and unlike the kids and wife, he/she (transcends gender) saves money.

    Christmas will forever have a slightly different look-n-feel for me and my girls. It will now somewhat carry the baggage of that daunting lack of joy, confidence, and enthusiasm that close families should share. Only frequent home-made biscuits can possibly rectify the situation, and Jeannie’s hands-on-bible promise to never touch The Christmas Rat again.

    Thanks Daniel for your valuable assistance in the return of “TCR”. Jerry

  3. Jerry on December 18th, 2006 11:46 am

    I personally am OFFENDED that the PERSON who STOLE the rat got to comment on here! We need to trace her identity and BOOK HER, JOE! (i don’t know why I called you JOE)

    This “Jeannie” person did it AGAIN last night, December 17, so obviously she has not learned her LESSON!

  4. Taylor on December 18th, 2006 11:46 am

    OOPS that was me above this. WOOPSIES

  5. Jeannie Osborne on December 18th, 2006 2:17 pm

    woopsies?

  6. Elisabeth Victoria on December 19th, 2006 1:32 am

    That little guy is terrifying…think of the children!

  7. Christmas Rat on December 22nd, 2006 6:24 pm

    Who is Elizabeth Victoria?

    squeek squeek.

  8. Christmas Rat on December 22nd, 2006 7:13 pm

    The Christmas Rat is back where he belongs . . . . . just in time for Christmas.

  9. Christmas Rat on December 22nd, 2006 7:16 pm

    That previous woman is an imposter. I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY, CHRISTMAS RAT!

    Booh-YAH!

    squeek squeek.

  10. Buford Sharpe on November 12th, 2008 6:59 pm

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