Missing: The Christmas Rat

December 14, 2006 | Filed Under atlanta, christmas | 9 Comments 

Attention Everyone! – Have you seen this Christmas Rat?

Last Seen in the vicinity of the Osborne Christmas tree where he was protecting all the Christmas presents from mauraders, pirates, non-Christmas rats, and sundry other ragamuffins. His disappearance occurred shortly after a domestic argument regarding his responsibilities and overall cuteness.

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