Missing: The Christmas Rat
December 14th, 2006
Attention Everyone! – Have you seen this Christmas Rat?
Last Seen in the vicinity of the Osborne Christmas tree where he was protecting all the Christmas presents from mauraders, pirates, non-Christmas rats, and sundry other ragamuffins. His disappearance occurred shortly after a domestic argument regarding his responsibilities and overall cuteness.
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