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Ode to the guy in Starbucks at Maiden and Pearl

July 6th, 2005
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You know who you are…
Next time you enter Starbucks, you better take a good look around and make sure I’m not there. If you spill coffee on someone, at least say you’re sorry.

Starbucks jerk haiku:

you rush for coffee
check yourself corporate oaf
it is my turn now

Ashley rant

  • Matt
    Stupid Starbucks guy! Who does he think he is spilling coffee on people? I hate him. :]
  • Denise
    I'm glad you are getting the website going. I'm looking forward to the photos.

    Try to stay Happy in NYC!
  • Daniel! I like the new Blog. I'm proud. That man at Starbucks will pay, believe you me. I have my people out looking for him.

    I would've picked the "no Muppets" tagline, but i like this one too. You know me, i'm partial to muppets.
    From Alabama to NY
    tay
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